Lauren Schwein is a professional comedy writer and performer living in Los Angeles. Her work has been published on The Onion's clickbait website Clickhole, Reductress, The Belladonna Comedy, Weekly Humorist, and Points in Case. She is a member of the UCB Mess Hall team, Aunt Becky, and her sketch comedy group The Monarchy performs regularly at The Second City. She vows to be the first woman on the moon or the one who destroys it.